Trick or Trick: It’s Halloween, and you just ran out of candy. If the neighborhood kids (or anyone else, really) were to truly scare you, what trick would they have to subject you to?
To scare me, I guess you’d come up to my door and tell me that I’ve missed tons of deadlines that I never knew about…but really, how could I ever disclose a fear to you? Not just something that would startle me, but something that would “truly scare” me? Nope, nope, nope. Enough scares me, so I think I’ll just chill over here in the fright-free zone, where Halloween is for fun costumes and copious amounts of candy. Thank you.